What the hell is she blow-drying?
Dude's got no hair.

Yeah, most parents I know that are my age (thirtysomething) just put on the Beatles for their kids. All eras, too. Seems to work out pretty well.

Yeah, but they get so many that they don't even watch most of them.

Honest, non-snarky question:
How many Academy members even SEE 10 movies a year? Much less enough of them that they can then winnow it down to their top ten? Most people I've spoken to who are in the Academy are so busy making their own movies that they don't get to see that many others.

. . .who, ironically, killed himself 10 years later. Leaving Billy Joel without a bass player.

I'm pretty sure that song is about sex. "Fillipino Box Spring Hog" is about how you shouldn't go in the barn.

Peter Dinklage

@somebody actually creative:

Rambo VIII: I'm Cold and There Are Wolves After Me.

Hannah Rambana

Judi Densch!

Dr Doom stars in "Song of the South 2"

If not now, when? Who else has to die before you'll watch it? WHEN WILL YOUR REIGN OF TERROR END?

Also cheaper than razors: Fire.

If only there was a crossover. I'd love to see Mike Myers running through the crowd at Woodstock.

I think The Black Death got a lot of people out of the house.

Keith Hernandez in the AV Club?
You have no idea how happy this makes me. It's like when Sonic Youth was on The Simpsons, or that Jon Spencer Blues Explosion remix with Killah Priest on it.

I just like putting pictures of trees on the internet.

You didn't even take the time to read the article, did you.

Now I've got an awesome blurb
"A delightful little Paul Aufieros!" - Patton Oswalt