Thou shall not covet another man's wife.
For the Lord is not down with OPP.
Verily, thou knowest me.

Honor thy father and thy mother
Like a fat kid honors cake.

This is a letter to the Corinthians, from Peter
Whom I had to buck down with my 9 millimeter.

I assume you've all seen this: Hip Hop in charts and graphs.

That thing where if you don't know something, and you don't know anyone who knows something, and you have no access to a library or the internet, you can pay two bucks to ask someone via text message. Yeah, that'll be around for awhile.

To flip that: I never had to read "Moby Dick" in school. I read it a few years ago, and loved it, all the while thinking "Boy, I would have hated this with a deep and abiding passion if I had to read it in high school". All those chapters in the middle when he's going on and on about how many bones are in a whale, I…

I keep rooting for any movie that her or Lauren Graham are in to be good. And aside from "Bad Santa" they never ever are.

I actually started to think that maybe "soap-box derby race" was a film term I had never heard of, referring to any ridiculous, over the top, clumsy, shabby action sequence. (Example: "Wow, Transformers 2 was just one soap-box derby race after another"). Because there couldn't ACTUALLY be a soap-box derby race scene…

We're discussing them based on visual style. Noel asks us to compare them in the last sentence of his post. Hence, the comparison.

That's right if we sweep you this weekend, we'll only be . . .

^ in response to Arsenio Billingham

I hope so, or that $1,000 I paid that skywriter will be for nothing.

Thanks. I'm just viewing the season as Greek Tragedy at this point. Like that play were every single man in Athens gets injured and they have to bring in Andy Green and Anderson Hernandez to protect the city from the Persian hordes.

Hanging out at the craft services table and waiting for The Hobbit to start filming.

I watched it with the sound off . . .
. . . so I have not heard any of the dialogue and music choices you're all complaining about, but from a strictly visual standpoint, this blows Avatar away. Avatar looks like the most expensive came of Centipede ever played. All these little things are flying everywhere and it's a…

I'm a Mets fan. Is the season still going on? I haven't pulled my head out of the oven long enough to check.

He's proabably cashing a fat check and laughing his ass off.

It's about how one day video games will replace the Special Olympics.

Avatars.

At the risk of stating the obvious:
Holy shit Handlen, you read that fast.