They do get sweet deals for mentioning the products, that's why they do it. You think Phil Collens really gives a shit about zildjian cymbals?

You are missing out on the pure delight that is the coffee cake crumb topped ones. Hells yeah, the chocolate goes first, but then those crumb topped ones make the pain go away.

She'll OD on diet pills and Crystal Light before that ever happens.

Sheltie: Nice use of the Mad Men thingy.

Still watching the Mets, although after last night I won't feel so bad about catching up on back episodes of "Nova Science Now" at 7 PM every once in a while.

@TomWaits for Snowman

"I know they love to monetize all over the place"
Holy shit bro, who doesn't? I'm monetizin' all over the place RIGHT NOW.

Krusty's voice is smoother.

I hoping the AV Club would review this (I was skeptical about it as well), but after finishing your (awesome) book I was hoping you'd write the review. A win on all counts. Now I can't wait to see this.

So THAT'S what Karl Rove's new job is.

You saw the Daft Punk version of the trailer, right?

He could do the accent. And who else walks the fine line between "badass" and "schlub" better that Giamatti? He'd be pretty great.

I hate to be the "If you'd like to learn more about Sri Lanka, visit your local library!" jackass, but I'd reccomend Michael Ondaatnje's "Running in the Family" (his memior about growing up there) and his novel "Anil's Ghost". They are both amazing books in their own right, but I learned a lot about Sri Lanka from…

A younger Bob Hoskins? Do we have one of those?

Noel, you should also check out the CAGE / CUNNINGHAM documentary by Elliot Caplan. It finally came out on DVD a few years ago, and it's wonderful.

And what are the odds of anonymous trolls on the internets having an unhealthy view of sex?

Switters, I'll take your nerd bait. Let's get some Holistic Detective Agency action up in here.

The real issue here is those tree-o-phobes over at Mad Men. Seriously, I can choose six different kinds of scotch for my avatar to be swilling, but I can't make him a tree? Oh, Mad Men. You've killed freedom of expression, and therefore, America. I hope you're happy you lovable, well-written, chain smoking bastards.

. . . unless there's a donkey and/or Nipsey Russell on a boat. Then he's back in.

Stop crying and eat your sandwich.