Spielberg remaking a Jimmy Stewart movie?
What's the over/under on Tom Hanks NOT starring in this? Place your bets, folks.

Do you get in trouble at the AV Club for reading the AV Club at work? That's some meta-Catch 22 crap right there.

Fivley:

Chartex: Was that in NYC? I saw that show! Vintage Pollard.

"Alien-looking"? You got that right. The first time I watched "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" and they showed a Ferengi, I uncontrollably screamed "DON'T LET HIM DRIVE THE LANE!"

Another great lyric from "Man Called Aerodynamics" : "Look it up in the bookmobile / Look it up in the gun rack".

"I'm usually able to disarm people when I say, "I bet your mother has a lock of your baby hair in your baby book." "

Dan Klores on Reggie Miller's dominance of the Knicks?
Is it going to feature an extended cut of me slamming my head against the wall over and over, like the "A Serious Man" trailer?

ZMF-

You're not an airplane
14 cheerleader coldfront
To remake the young flyer
Awful bliss
It's like soul, man
Atom eyes
Jabberstroker

TOBIN SPROUT
Dude all the way on the left. The guy with the higher pitched voice. Hate to repeat a chiche, but it's true: Was George Harrison to Pollard's John Lennon. GBV took a big hit when he left after "Under the Bushes".

I see you saw that film as well. I'm very sorry.

Wow, seeing this one in the theaters is going to be even more awesome and surreal for you and your neighbors than all of the other Coen Brothers films combined.

Oh god, I used to live in the same building as him in NYC.
He would hit on my wife all the fucking time. She asked me who he was and all I could remember was that he had some crappy sitcom once, but I didn't really know anything about him. Then one day in the elevator he gave her a copy of his movie Wiry Spindell, and…

You're not alone.

ABC Family also was showing (maybe still is?) Gilmore Girl repeats for awhile. Somebody over there has got good taste.

That looks like it could double as a hoverboard, actually.

I mean S-M-R-T-E

"What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me?"

Well done, D.N. Nation. You have saved us all $10 and 2 hours.