He's a person on TV whose job is to handsomely deliver little sound bites summarizing some producer's idea of current events, nearly all of which are trivial nonsense.

He's a person on TV whose job is to handsomely deliver little sound bites summarizing some producer's idea of current events, nearly all of which are trivial nonsense.

It'd be like trying to have sex in full, thick winter clothing with a motorcycle helmet and thick gloves on

It'd be like trying to have sex in full, thick winter clothing with a motorcycle helmet and thick gloves on

Species dysphoria is a serious disorder and those who struggle with it deserve your love and support during their time of transition.

Species dysphoria is a serious disorder and those who struggle with it deserve your love and support during their time of transition.

I had to look it up. But I got it!

I had to look it up. But I got it!

Theater list!

Theater list!

Ah, those halcyon college days.

Ah, those halcyon college days.

Yeah! This was a good one!

Yeah! This was a good one!

Speaking of which, what does Armond White think of this film?

Speaking of which, what does Armond White think of this film?

He'd be all, "…Sigh. Oh look, these crazy people I work with caused another ginormous mess we now have to clean up, that's a surprise."

He'd be all, "…Sigh. Oh look, these crazy people I work with caused another ginormous mess we now have to clean up, that's a surprise."

I like it too, although it does bring to mind one of those sites cataloguing and lovingly rating the sneezes of movie actresses.

I like it too, although it does bring to mind one of those sites cataloguing and lovingly rating the sneezes of movie actresses.