By submitting to distill his Newswire article to its flavorless core, Sean O'Neal plays perfectly into saltydog88's game, with the hollow inconsequentiality of entertainment journalism bared naked for all to see, a conga line of manufactured personalities grafted onto simulacra of recognizable names and faces, as we…

I'm trying to remember which fantasy novel I read with the assassin/thief character who, through either genetic fortune or some magical effect, looked so thoroughly unremarkable to all who saw him that no one would ever remember his being there even if they stared right at him. Or maybe that's common enough that it's…

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I think currently UMG is saying that the takedown actually didn't even invoke the DMCA but rather was done through UMG's separate contractual agreement with YouTube. If this is the case, it may not even be a DMCA issue, not that it makes UMG any less awful in this affair.

I heard a Katy Perry song in a restaurant once. I looked it up and it was called "Teenage Dream". It's pretty catchy!

It's not italicized; you're just listing.

There was a time, once, when we even cared about whose butt it was, and why it was slutty!

A little kid named Herbert Pocket isn't too farfetched when we're talking the same country that gave us a zombie movie starring Mackintosh Muggleton and Imogen Poots.

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I've never read anything by Barks! But people do go on and on about him, so perhaps I'll check this out.

PROTIP: In later levels, ammo for the ink-and-paper weapon grows increasingly scarce. Either switch to one of the new-media weapons or turn on Casual Mode in the Options menu!

And for the next ten years every zero-budget indie film was about exploding cars.

Also, I'm assuming the stipulation is intended to give them a contractual out should they want to cancel the set due to weather-related concerns for their own safety (or simply that of their equipment), not to force them to determine whether a weather-related danger exists for the audience.

Probably a bunch of people will go see this, but also some won't.

Well, I wouldn't call them overly-simplified; in fact, if anything, they're denser and more intricate than those of most pop starle — oh, wait, beats.

Dunno about gold, but there's lots of corn.

You guys are funnier than even Jim Carrey!

Univision

You needn't be so arch about it.

As long as there's Shue cream!