I could top that. Orthotic-ould, until I actually tried.

I didn't know there was a TV show, but I saw the movie sometime when I was in preschool and it was my Very Favorite Thing for a while. I have no idea if it holds up today, but it was a modest and faithful adapation (no farts or pratfalls), so I'd imagine it's at least fairly decent.

But interpreting the dadaist nonsense that is pop culture news into legible sentences and narratives that we masses can follow is your whole jooooobbbbb

Tasty take-out isn't the only thing served hot at this little fast food place — the lives and loves of its colorful customers also criss-cross over the counter! From a lovesick cop and a mysterious blonde to a free-spirited girl pursuing a secret love, spicy romance is the specialty of the house! For deliciously…

If I recall correctly, the NES version let you continue right from where you left off just by pushing B. I guess if you were going for a high score the game was hard, but if you just wanted to spend an hour smashing things (and this is really the only goal in life for an 8-year-old boy) it was the most mindless fun…

This really is probably the only legitimate response.

where's Firefly

OCCUPY MOCKINGBIRD HEIGHTS

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Well, I suppose if you can change it, by definition it isn't your fate. Or perhaps your "fate" is the outcome that results from your inaction, and change to your fate would be the result of any conscious action.

Yeah, I was a bit disappointed that I didn't get much of the heroine's character other than the Disney-and-every-other-mainstream-animated-film cliche of "young person who wants to do things that adults don't want him/her to do". And there wasn't any crazy imagery like the landfill-Earth of WALL-E or the…

Seven!

Kristen StewartってTwilightの娘かね？かっこいい、そんな魅力的なglamorous Hollywood actressが日本のアニメ作品のremakeに関わるなんて、やっぱりJapanはvery honoredですよ！ ３９！！！

Yes. Alex Pareene used to write for Wonkette and currently does two or three pieces a day for Salon.

I'm so hipster, I discovered that putting in Japanese breaks the whole thing.

I always liked the one from the A.V. Club's annual list of band names: Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome.

I could, but nowadays I figure he just didn't want me messing with the equipment and thought making some nonsense up would be the easiest way to get me in line. I suspect parenting works like this quite a lot.

Even if everyone were a human, it would still be an artistic reinterpretation of real events. I suppose all "nonfiction" inevitably runs into the issue of the influence of the author's subjectivity, but filmed documentaries can at least use raw video footage of events as they happen, while prose nonfiction can strive…

I played that! I distinctly remember reaching in to see what would happen if I tried to put my hand through the hologram-people, and my dad swatting my hand away saying I could get hurt because there were lasers.

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