To be fair, Mr. Jones apparently did review Uncharted 2 for the A.V. Club, and at the time he praised it highly. I'm a little surprised that he's perceived such a severe drop in quality between the second and the third game.

That's nothing, you should've seen what they said about Ghostbusters!

You can't be both?

Yeah, this is starting to make me rethink my whole position on state censorship.

It was Goodfellas.

No, sorry, we still can't understand you. All I hear is "iPhone iPad Jersey Shore Shia LaBeouf Gears of War sexting." This is… This is not English.

I assume you're talking about the very end of The Bourne Identity, where Matt Damon rides the guy down the center of the stairwell and shoots the other guy halfway down in midair?

If you saw it, you click the button and assign it a grade so that your complex artistic experience can be quantified, reduced to an integer value, and then subsumed into the collective reaction of your fellow media consumers.

But the Spanish thing it was a remake of is good, right? Abre los Ojos.

Someone get him whatshisface from Avatar and that Clash of the Titans remake! I think it's time Mr. Anderson faced a true challenge.

That reminds me, I should rewatch Eyes Wide Shut at some point.

I don't recall anything particularly wrong with him in Raising Arizona.

Quentin Tarantino! Behind the camera, he makes me his willing slave. In front of it… Ergk.

David Boreanaz is all like "Oh baby I'm different from the other guys, I have a soul," etc., but when it comes down to it, he still wants to suppress her independence like any other man, by drinking her blood.

I haven't actually seen Tubgirl, but a friend's girlfriend looked it up once on my laptop (with my blessing). My internet connection at the time was only slightly faster than dialup, which was actually great in this case: as the image slowly completed itself, I got to watch her expression transition from neutral to…

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I don't like buying MP3s either, but only because it seems ridiculous to pay money for files with lossy compression.

EGO-WRAPPIN' and Jikkendai Marmot, obvs.

All I know is it's going to be really confusing 20 years from now when they re-release this movie with all the guns changed to walkie-talkies.

Ah, lovely lovely public domain, the sweet spot of intellectual properties that are freely available yet still command recognition with the 21st-century public.