["Canada" is an unincorporated arctic territory in a vaguely-defined region somewhere north of Boston, sparsely inhabited by an inscrutable yet harmless tribe of hunter-gatherers. The landmass is technically United States property, but neither the U.S. nor any other world power has bothered to stake a claim on the…

Funny, because what I like about Three Word Phrase is how the cadence of the dialogue and the drawings redeem the intentionally moronic subject matter. One of my favorites is the Tiger Woods one:

Did you see the Christmas comic from the following year? It's another memory, from her time on the oil fields of Alberta.

I wasn't even aware until a couple months ago that "Ooh Mr. Darcy" had turned into a huge fanfic-template meme. There's like a bazillion of 'em now.

Edward Gorey book covers! My two favorite artists, teaming up across time and space!

I followed Kate Beaton on LiveJournal before she was cool!

I think that's a good take on it. I'm not sure why people would think Jesse's paternal feelings for Brock are arbitrary; Jesse has always been depicted with a tendency to form big-brother attachments toward younger boys. I'm pretty sure his own relationship with his younger brother is the root of that, and it probably…

Or they could just chain them to the walls like in Wizard of Id. That way the severest assault they could still get away with would just be peeing on each other.

I think Wil Wheaton already took your job.

Yeah, I think it's really kind of hilarious that a major character died three episodes ago and everything else has just been so crazy that no one has even noticed yet. (Yeah, I know Skyler and Saul are the only ones who would have cause to find out about Ted, but at any other point in the season they would have had…

FIFTH SEASON SPOILERS

Boreanaz!

Oh! Now I get it!

I like the world! Now I want them to make a game in it that's not this one.

I got a ways into the Japanese version, but while the world and the art were kind of neat, the story was your predictable JRPG business and seriously all of the puzzles were of the "Go to that big flashing thing, push A can you do it can you push A you did it good job!!!" variety.

Or $35, if it's Japanese! Probably $45 with shipping!

On the plus side, studies show that the best way to bond with your coworkers is over interactive lesbian BDSM erotica.

It starts with a commercial for the Shake Weight, which is an alleged exercise gizmo that you apparently use by holding in front of you and making a suggestive wanking motion. A crowd of fit-looking women stand in place using the device. Beavis and Butthead are immediately transfixed, saying "Boi-oi-oi-oing!" and…

In Reno 911! (Full Sequence), a deranged viewer of the original Reno 911! attempts to assemble an incompetent squad of misfit officers all his own… and succeeds beyond his wildest imagination.

You'd be surprised. You know those Chinese dragon dances…?