And that's not diarrhea.

1) It turns out that The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is also just a movie. Watching the movie means that now you have to put together a 48-person centipede. This will reveal that you are actually in The Human Centipede III (Next Sequence), and the next audience members can pick up where you left off.

Coincidentally, Stream Barfly is my nom de porn. I… I'm getting lots of gigs. Soon.

So Albuquerque gets Breaking Bad, and Tucson gets Hey Dude. Funny how that works.

Well, presumably the good hard fuck would be consensual and therapeutic for all parties involved.

Rapey Hollow

If he wouldn't dress like that, maybe people wouldn't be crowding around to photograph him.

whoa hey that's the doctor from Firefly you're talking about, you take that back

Yeah, basically Ebert was grouchy and decided that he didn't need to know anything about the topic before expounding on it, and then the internet piled on him and he dug in his heels, and then a few years later he sort of retracted his position and essentially said that he was still right and games probably couldn't…

Dammit, O'Neal, could you at least put in a spoiler alert or something?

man guys can we cut out the racist jokes

The internet tells me it's written and directed by Joss Whedon, so yeah, I'm there.

Each movie's 3D display is gonna have a unique decryption key hardcoded into each pair of glasses. The glasses you buy for The Even More Amazing Spider-Man will be the only ones that can view that movie and will be useless for any other movie.

Well, if you can wait a month, I'll be handing them out on Halloween.

Living with an underage-defenestration fetish can be challenging, but I think our cultural hour approacheth.

Well, at the time, there was basically no other info on the game, so all anyone had to talk about was the trailer and whether it would factor into the game somehow. If people had known then for sure that it was a blam-blam action game, there wouldn't have been nearly as much room for speculation. It really was an…

That's a good point. But maybe Gus was worried not everyone would get a drink of it. He could probably count on the Don and himself drinking from the gift bottle, but if not enough of the others were invited, there wouldn't be any chance for Mike and Jesse to shoot anybody, and everyone from the cartel would live.

This is, what, the fourth time Walt has babbled things he shouldn't under the influence of some drug? (The second cell phone, to Skyler, pre-surgery; sorry about Jane, to Jesse, while succumbing to sleep meds; Gale's not your Heisenberg, to Hank, while drunk — yup, that's at least four now.)

I dunno, I thought it was way overrated.

That game was brilliant. Especially the way all the zombie hunters carried keyboards around.