That nice lady up top looks like she already has more than enough eye for everyone.

Good catch.

Unless said entertainment is interactive, in which case life is precious and why are you wasting it on media with which I am wholly unfamiliar, my god.

Obviously she killed her sister, then quickly ran out that evening to an evil brain surgeon who laser-zapped the entry for that day out of her memory. The perfect crime.

I think I'll just happily assume she's a grown-up Cam Jansen, and she still wanders around everywhere blinking her eyes and saying "Click."

Nearly every horrible soulless legacy gag strip taking up space in the newspaper comics these days hides a secret: it actually started really strong and witty. Even The Family Circus was once a cheeky '60s upstart:

I do like Ryan Gosling!

They even conveniently cropped the donkle off the Nevermind baby!

"No, you don't get it! This movie has to have a mill in it! And a cross!"

You sure it wasn't Armageddon?

Maybe it's the best way to get those randy executives to sign off on it.

I saw their live movie theater event with Plan 9. It was pretty good!

I don't think I've actually seen this one. I must rectify that.

Hey, I like it a bit, and the field scene is great (and really, any time they make fun of the stupid narrator — "Okay, perhaps I was mistaken, the horror must be in a later scene!"). But you really have to steel yourself for a movie with long stretches of nothing happening and scenes that don't have anything to do…

Somehow, I always knew it would be nerdy Minnesotan humor that would unite the cultures of the world.

I just remember the crazy mother lady staring up at the ceiling as the worms advanced. That was actually a really great shot.

I was just about to bring that one up. Escape 2000 is actually lots of fun; I mean, it's a proudly dumb movie where the thick-headed hero is named Trash and most of the scenes involve waves of anonymous bad guys getting bloodlessly killed. It's awesomely, terribly '80s.

I must be a terrible fan because honestly I can never tell the difference.

Hahaha, my friends actually had that screensaver. We were suitably awed.

A friend actually gave me a short story collection that included the original "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" story. I believe the goofy names and lingo are from the story, but the storyline in the movie is mostly different and the Casablanca obsession is completely a movie invention.