Goddammit…

Lyrical content or "dangerous" music was thankfully never an issue growing up. A little handwringing here and there, but rarely if ever any outright banning.

South Central PA-er here, totally agreed.

"How's the weather up there, Tally McTall?"

A mix tape mishap? Say it ain't so!

Instead of relying on Netflix's sometimes baffling horror section, it might be worth trying Shudder (AMC's horror-centric streaming service).

Ryan Murphy must have heard me say "I'm sticking this show out until the bitter end, no matter how bad it gets" and thought I was challenging him.

I'll hold off for "Directly Out Of Marysville: The Skee-Lo Story".

Okay. I'm not a man of high standards. I watch American Horror Story and derive enjoyment from it. I thought The Cleveland Show was surprisingly funny. I watched every episode of The Crow TV series and thought "That was actually not that terrible."

Oh. OH. That explains so much! Also, I have to make some phone calls to my recently estranged grandparents.

Man, I can't decide on the best pun to go with. I mean, really, choking on a pun thread? Mew have cat to be kitten me right meow…

Don't you mean… "Mew people"?

I'll be in my etc.

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You wound me, sir. I was being serious, you know. I really need you to approve of me. It's my life's ambition to know that the latest minor annoyance to run around this site seeking attention thinks I'm the bee's knees.

The still standing Space Jam website is, along with the also still standing World Wide Wishbone site, one of my favorite bits of inconsequential internet oddities. I love the fact that they still exist, and I will be saddened when they go.

The sarcasm is cute and all, but my faux-astonishment was actually aimed at the Bughuul character that is often regarded as looking silly instead of scary.

I'm pretty sure the majority of the words I say are a reference to something or another, so I'll leave it at "Yoink!".

It's such a weird thing, trying to explain why I like wrestling when the subject comes up.

Go buy a bottle of seltzer water. Basically the same thing, and much cheaper.