I'm loving this new gimmick account. Just like a real Facebook rant!

Comcast Building? Not Rockapella Plaza?

Well, duh. I mean, let's see:
They both have instrumental themes.
They both have multiple sequels.
They both have actors and film crews.
Michael Myers and the T-800 both have hair.
Both movies have guns in them.
The protagonist of Halloween is Laurie Strode, and the T-800 *strode* around looking for Sarah Connor.
Laurie is…

Eminem is the perfect foil for Colbert. I could have watched another hour of them doing that bit.

That's awfully bigayou.

"Calls calls calls, calls from the public!" just isn't as iconic a Ghostface line as "What's your favorite scary movie?", it seems.

Yeah, I'd love to hear from an E user about that. From my (admittedly cursory) looking into it, it seems about as accurate as "Whoa… I'm tripping so hard off of this jazz cigarette, bro… I just saw Hitler eating a Volkswagen…".

The guy from Dream Warriors? I don't know… think he could do a dramatic role like that?

I'm hoping he's actually an adult man.

While this certainly doesn't look anywhere close to good, it has to be a damn sight better than Salvation, and I'm okay with "better than Salvation" since all hope of "Terminator is great again!" is pretty much gone.

Guardians of the Galaxequel: The Squeakquel: 2D.

I saw Fury Road and Insidious 3. I have identical three-word reviews for both, although one is a big positive and one is… not. Both reviews: "Wow, that happened." Guess which is which!

There once was a man named Kentucker
He acted in films and was nobody's sucker
With one female fan
He had a good plan
To treat her to dinner and take her back to her place at a reasonable hour, and then call his mother so she wouldn't worry

RIP, Steed. I was never an Avengers fan, but my mother is a huge fan and friends with some of the people who worked on the show, so I know she's taking this one pretty hard.

I guess yelling "Get bopped!" at every bug and glitch doesn't actually fix them.

The AV Clu- … Nah, too easy.

I had finally gone a full week without that theme song popping into my head. What have you done!?

Nah, I'm still pissed that my pitch for "Biggs Man On Campus" was rejected. It had a talking dog and everything, but nooo, it was too "completely unreadable" and too "scrawled on the back of an Arby's receipt".

I liked the season as a whole, but this is easily my least favorite of the three so far. I think that just says a lot about seasons one and two, though.

Whatcha gonna do when Goldblumania, uhhhhhh, runs wild on you?