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All the more reason to get him involved. He hates sequels as well, and that disdain got us Gremlins 2. Win-win. He gets to vent, and we get wonderful insanity.

The close-up. Just made me think that he was designed with cheap Hot Topic tchotchkes in mind.

I've been cracking wise all over this along with everybody else (how can I not?), but honestly, I fucking hated the reveal of Ledger's Joker look as well. Hey, maybe it'll make sense in context. I don't know.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Trends on Twitter just because he can
Can he swipe left and right?
No he can't, the material his gloves are made from makes it difficult to use a touch screen device
LOOK OUT! #spidermaaaan

Oh, that Eddie… always hacking ATMs and diving into the root of man's inhumanity toward man. What a scamp!

Awww… I was expecting the article to be about somebody discovering a copy of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 hidden on the disc. Especially since Manson has been ending all of his concerts lately with sick benihanas into nosebones.

One of my all-time favorites. For all of its reputation as moping grimdark goth cheese, it's fun as hell and extremely rewatchable. The soundtrack is top notch to boot.

Man… RIP. I was a big Elephant Show fan as a toddler. Even went to one of their live shows. Don't remember it, but apparently I was quite happy about that.

If the series continues, the author had better name the next few books "My", "On", and "Carry".

Woo.

My god, that comment history. I think you're my new favorite gimmick account.

I love it, but this video makes me see your point. Mildly amusing to watch, terrible to listen to.

It's always fun when the intro dialogue implies a friendly (if bloody) sparring match between family members… that ends in turning your daughter's mutilated corpse into a literal ashtray.

Well, she won't accept my alternate suggestion of "hotnnoying" (also applicable to Garfunkel & Oates), so I'm out of ideas.

Gladly! Now, if you had called me a jerkwad or something, that would be a different story.

Twin Shadow.

Do midichlorians exist? Well, MIDI exists, and so does chlorine.

A whole lot of Mortal Kombat X, interspersed with Alien Isolation to shake things up from the punchy-killy here and there.

I admit to being one of those people who thought Tall Cart: Ball Slop was dumb (really dumb) fun, and it beat the hell out of the usual modern Happy Madison fare.