Hey, uhhh, Portishead? I'll be more than happy to contribute to you guys making more money. Gonna need to tighten the time between album releases a bit, though. Hint, hint.

If it makes you feel any better, MKX is having a pretty bumpy launch all around. Not nearly as bad as the PC version thankfully, but there's definitely some weirdness. No regrets on buying it, though. It's a fantastic game. Maybe the best MK yet.

I always want to say "don't forget how silly the idea of Heath Ledger as the Joker was", but pics like these are not helping.

It can be used two times!

Agreed. "B+" is basically on par with a Palme D'or when it comes to horror movies (interestingly, so is an F). "Better than it could have been" is poster pull quote material.

"Munja’kin"
Baaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Yep, still cracks me up.

I adore religious (and parental guide) reviews of movies. I've lost hours reading those.

"Tom Six's New Centipede". A demon loves Dieter Laser's character so much that he harasses the cast of the original Human Centipede. Something something Hansel & Gretel, something something stuffed dinosaur.

I hate to admit it, but I look forward to this. The first one was a surprisingly competent horror movie beyond its silly gross-out premise, and the second one was unexpectedly funny in its weird way. Looks like they're going full Troma with this one, so that promises to be fun.

Just like when I read the related AMA, my inner 8 year old is plotting an extravagant revenge against these two. The Toy Run was the stuff of legend.

This is about rock bands, not transcendent Laurel Canyon songsmiths who have mastered the medium of sound and may in fact be literal music gods.

Sadly, I was rejected membership into his fan club, "The Faison Maison" for just this sort of foible.

Can I skip the wedding and Indiana and Zach Braff thing and just hire Donald Faison to swing by with a pizza and tolerate my annoying Scrubs references for a few hours?

We may laugh, but these kids don't have to worry about a life where "The Sign" or "No Scrubs" pop into their heads all the time. It is they who are the lucky ones.

"Africa" and "Hold The Line" are where my Toto knowledge begins and ends. But that's enough to convince me that Toto's one of the greatest bands to ever walk the earth.

I'm still not convinced that Lifetime's Grumpy Cat movie actually exists, let alone this one.

I almost want to buy the book just to see. (well, that and the Nic Cage stories)

Why didn't the review just open with *that*? I'd have been sold on it much faster.

"Time" remains the best episode by a mile, but this was a huge step up from the last one.

I'm only two movies in thus far, so fingers crossed that things don't go TOO downhill by the time I hit the DTV sequels.