Some day I will watch this show. I always intend to, but something else takes priority every time. At least there's enough of it now that I can have a few solid binge sessions if I like it.

Hah, I never looked at that scene from the meta angle before. Definitely some writer commentary in that line. (and hopefully none in "mossy banks")

That was their hamfisted way of tying the twins in with Chester's wife and her lover.

Stupid sexy clip art…

I liked it. So few of the plot threads actually matter, so I don't mind them getting lost in the jumble. I said otherwise a few weeks ago, but I do enjoy when each season hits that "Oh shit, we basically did nothing all season, and now we have way too much to cover!" stretch.
Only Asylum twisted that into a win so far…

Maggie and Stanley are the two grifters, and Penny is the unwillingly Lizard Lady-fied girl.

Sweet Georgia Brown, that was… something. I always suspected that his bit on Tim & Eric wasn't an act, and now I'm convinced. "I am pig man" indeed.

Of all the AV Club content this year, I'd say that this is almost certainly some of it.

The Fate of the Entire Youth Center didn't test well, unfortunately.

"Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Oranges
Peach, pears, plums, syringes"

For the most part, yeah. Skip the first one unless you're a completionist (but read a plot summary), definitely play AC2 and Brotherhood, Revelations is totally up to you (some love it, some hate it), AC3 is also a skip, AC5 is a broken mess, but I've heard that it's actually good when you dig past the crap, and Rogue…

Deadly Premonition is hardly a franchi- ohhhhhhhhhhhhh…

OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT LIBERATION

That's what I'm saying, it's under the annualized underdeveloped umbrella that Ubiso-… holy shit, fuck video games. Want a beer? Let's go get a beer.

Wait… now that I look at it again, I don't even know. On one hand, that makes sense, but on the other, that would imply that Black Flag is underdeveloped, and my brain won't accept that combination of words.

He's clearly talking about the numbered sequels, though, so I'm going along with his wording. (never mind, I blew it)

He's clearly talking about the numbered sequels, though, so I'm going along with his wording.

The fourth mediocre!? Any movie that has the protagonist stop what he's doing every few minutes to chase down a flying sea shanty (the shanty no doubt tittering in a pitched-up chipmunk voice while staying just out of grasp and saying "You'll never catch meeeee!") is a movie I would fully stand behind.

My favorite thing about Chex Quest was running custom WADs through it and getting all kinds of bizarre and half-broken results.

Bwuh? I've not once had that happen.