That's what I did. It stood on its own just fine from what I could tell, as I imagine it was meant to.

Do I even need to say it was because he's streets ahead?

Turk from Scrubs? Nah, man, that's Donald Sutherland.

Upon close inspection, I have concluded that it is Danny Glover.

I never found her attractive until she ditched the "wall of hair" from the earlier seasons. It's crazy what a difference that made.

Asgard As It Gets

Now and then I'm moseying!

Am I to understand that this Soup Bowl foofaraw is some sort of athleticism show on the television? Quite intriguing. Yes. Quite.

Perhaps deport him to a nice little hotel room under the false promise of letting him out once the local meth king is apprehended? Maybe?

Patiently? Patience went out the window when my supply of five dollar footlongs ran dry. GET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM!

It's the least I can do (HELP ME).

I'm not really a Dateline watcher, but it's excellent background noise. Lester Holt's voice relaxes me for some reason, like a Bob Ross-lite.

I just remain broke. That helps quite a bit.

I'm not one to point out username/comment synergy, but goddamn, that's perfect.

I'm guessing Marge. Bart's finally going to make good on his ultimatum to "Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!".

This makes me imagine a You Don't Know Jack question that never was.

The douchechills I received from that letter have left me with frostbite. By the time I got to "performance a#RT", my arm fell off and shattered. This guy really is… something.

Ah, gotcha. Wasn't sure.

Shadowboxer? I think? Not making the connection, other than that.

Oh look, Disqus FINALLY let me sign back in! Thanks, Disqus! Ugh.