I guess I'll retire my "Trey Sadkins" karaoke persona for a while until this all cools down.

It's not exactly the most original or nuanced movie ever, but I loved Avatar. Even shelled out for the re-release, knowing full well that I was getting shaken down for my money.

This is definitely one of the better movie games, if not one of the best. I think their mistake was to market it as Ghostbusters 3, though. That sets expectations way higher than the game could ever meet.

Well, they ARE basically the same film.

I'll stick with Michael Flatley's (extremely) well-worn copy of Good Burger, thank you.

Oh good, they'll probably come back at some point then. I guess I could just buy them, since they're super cheap, but meh.

I mean quality and completion more than anything. So many student project films and random selections from franchises. I get that not every film in a franchise is equally attainable, but some of the selections just feel bizarre. Curse of The Puppet Master? Every Child's Play but 1 and 3 (and Curse, obviously)?

Yeah, 3 was where I said "fuck it". It was creepier than 2, but that's like saying Fear Street is creepier than Goosebumps. Those kids were insanely annoying. When I saw the oh-so-marketable Kinect gimmick for 4, I lost all interest in the franchise.

Is it laughably bad, though? PA2, for instance, was a terrible movie, but it was maybe the (unintentionally) funniest movie I had seen all year. That goddamn pool cleaner still makes me chuckle.

That's way too many Ronin. What's wrong with ten or twenty Ronin?

Yeah, that's definitely the part that bothers me the most. I'm not misogynist in any way; in fact, I get along better with women than men, and I've put my heart and soul into every relationship I've had. And yet, I get almost animalistically excited watching erotic horror fetish videos.

Ha, yeah, while I look upon my fetish as a huge burden, I can't imagine what it would be like to have one that just flat out can't happen because reality. That would be torture. At least mine can be reigned back into the realm of S&M… I see inflation or vore or Peter Dinklage hula hooping in space fetishists and just…

I'm way into belly trauma, and I couldn't even begin to explain it. I had a fascination with it before I even knew what a fetish was. I remember being captivated by a scene in a movie where an attractive woman was shot in the stomach when I was five or six. I was always terrified by said fixation (and still kind of…

Eh. Most of these movies have come and gone and returned before. I bet at least half of this list will be back before the end of next summer.

TV: Buffy/Angel. Man… how did I miss out for so long?

I'm racking my brain to think of good DTV sequels outside of the horror genre (the Leprechaun sequels are brilliant in their shoddiness, and I'll stand by that until my dying day… at the very least, Dr. Mittenhand from "In Space" is one of the greatest characters in cinema history), and absolutely nothing comes to…

I've gotten fairly sick of the movie over the years, but I caught half an hour of it tonight and it still gets me laughing.

No Huell level? LAME OF THE YEAR, MORE LIKE!

Well shit, I was going to go to Detroit and have a DWI-fest, but if Not-RoboCop is going to be there to non-fatally injure me offscreen as per the standards of the PG-13 rating as set by the MPAA, I guess I'll just stay here and do it!

Badger!? Is that you, man? HALP! Get this door unlocked!