Happy not being in a safehouse for months, AV Club!

Lo, 'tis a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page! And lo, love and tradition of the grand design? Well, my children, I say unto you that it is even harder to find!

Who cares as long as the music is good?

R.I.P, you legendary purveyor…

Still stuck in this shithole, goddammit.

Boy, Leno's really socking it to that Monica Lewinsky chick. She must work there or something.

The Purge was enjoyable, albeit disappointing. I really like the concept, though, so I guess I'm on board for a sequel. Still not expecting high art by any means, but showing the actual Purge in action instead of a typical home invasion film with a conceptual twist is what I wanted all along.

I don't know what you expect to find out there, Shia, you know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know. I know I can stand here watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort to offer…

I like to think she whipped up this album from scratch yesterday just to spite Garth Brooks.

So, they basically have to do a movie at this point, right?

I got this, I got this.

Why yes, I *would* like to see a TV show about me! Maybe then I CAN GET OUT OF THIS GODDAMN SAFEHOUSE. They could call it "Get Me Out Of This Goddamn Safehouse: The Huell Babineaux Story", and then Chris Hardwick could summarize each week exactly why I should be let out of this goddamn safehouse!

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Still waiting for the patch. Slapping "Tosh.0" on your program is just a way to get around non-shippable bugs.

As long as this culminates in a live production of The Nightman Cometh, I support this shameless milking.

As long as this culminates in a live production of The Nightman Cometh, I support this shameless milking.

Gah! Don't just spring Mason Verger on people like that! Warn a man, wouldja?

Going to start on the post-story content in GTAV, as well as revisit Injustice and keep on keeping on with Rocksmith 2014.

This was a year of discovering bands and their backlogs for me, so I haven't listened to a lot of 2013 stuff. So only a couple of songs come to mind:

What.