I'm in the midst of an unprecedented 8 day period. 
I am cranky and even yelled at my cat so much she cowered, and my torso feels like it's been twisted in a knot.
And yup, my boobs hurt and swell, that's always been the case.

Use a sensitive skin shampoo would be my advice.

Lovely!

Only on a really hot guy though. 
On anyone else it's a disaster.

German food is good when it's cakes and sweets an sausage. Any other type of meat dish tends to be inedible offal.

Here, here! You colonials do everything arse backwards.

Why did your parents have expired milk that had started to ferment is the real question.

Spoiled peaches are no fun. They taste all powdery and bitter.

I'm a risk taker, with milk I go by smell, so it could be five days past and unless it reeks of sourness I'm ok.
Bread is one thing I won't eat stale though.

Exactly. Post-WWI gave Hitler the supposed motive to 'avenge' on the rest of Europe as well as play into that whole German supremacy streak they had.
Lesson here? Don't rub your enemies noses in it too much.

I'm blind as a bat without mine, but the last week of drizzly rain, and humidity , coupled with horrendous allergies being made worse by them makes me want to break mine in two.

He's preparing some kind of gas weapon of mass-destruction.

Also it didn't help that Germany's economy went in the crapper after WWI and he played on the seething resentment of the victors in humiliating Germany for it probably a little more than expected.

Also, at least I did, that they were doing it on a selective basis of red flags, not everyone.

Balderdash, everyone knows Mussolini runs the police.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Holocaust? Like that even happened. It's all part of the Big Zionist Conspiracy to make us watch bad movies, or some bollocks.

Surely there'd be some results by now, right? 
Also if they're influencing the world by ensuring people they pick get in power, they have a pretty lousy track record of betting on the right horse.

What an achievement.

You left out

Oh I have.