Which one?

I'm currently wearing a very dorky vintage style digital watch.
I'm not big on fan of showy wrist jewelry.

I want this trout right now.

I'm new, what's it about?

Baseball is stupid.

Hmmm. I agree by that standard.

I'd do her, and I'm not even joking.

Then don't watch that show and lump it.

This is all well and good, but I don't trust someone in the Experts not to drop a spoiler bomb just to be a dickhead.

I use Walking On Broken Glass as a breakup song.

Isn't that what that videogame he did was about?

Yes I agree. It can be used if somebody acts the part, dresses the part etc based on what movies and TV tell them is a desirable personality archetype.
I suspect that's really the reason Modcloth exists.

It's for plonkers and berks.

No. You're going to die alone and no one will attend your funeral.

Are you high right now?

Blecch

Now he looks like he's graduated to heroin.

Yeah really. If someone started saying that balls to me I'd know he was a philosophy undergraduate and know to walk the hell away.

Realism?

Now he looks like a drowned weasel cancer.