LIKE! LIKE! LIKE!

Yes. I mean it's cookies, and the niece didn't break up with you.

I want my boyfriend to grow a beard, but he won't.

Cancel it. This person could be very unhinged, don't take a risk.

Being incredibly tiny I hear you on the 5'10". It's pushing it now with the height thing for me.

That's all I ever got, apart from really creepy ones.

Oh do I know how this can go. @avclub-445c00b7f37f817d4b2c309208ad00b2:disqus . :HUGS:

I never actually went on one date when I did it. 
I was probably doing it wrong, but just never found anyone who seemed interested in me or vice versa.
I really blame my intimidating interests.

There's no shame in being cliche, Swan Lake is as famous as it is for a reason.

Daphnis et Chloé

Only eaten packaged stuff I got, I've been too busy to cook.

No. no, no. That would be just be very silly.
All our theme burgers are named after actors from Eastenders.

The lush environs of rural Surrey.

Yes, rather. Carry on, tea and crumpets what, what.

Consult a doctor. I think you have Jerry Lee Lewis syndrome.

How does someone making six figures not manage to have any savings to prevent being homeless?
That sounds like the problem for him there.

Bloody colonials.

And has he waxed his legs?

Nah, we call it Mr.Blobby or Rozzer.

Hand that back! You're a disgrace to the Empire!