She seems like a real bitch.

No, this would be bragging:

I just dropped a fat log.

Having sex with Pete's fun if you enjoy dressing up in a choir boy's uniform.

Isn't this guy blind?

Rugrats exposed me to Mark Mothersbaugh and Devo.

I did heroin with Stan Ridgway in a Target parking lot.

He was kicked out of Dinosaur Jr because at one of their concerts, he actually looked like he gave a shit for one second.

She was the inspiration for Devo's Whip It.

And then you saw more than one girl.

They opened for my Uncle's band at the Whiskey A Go-Go in 1979.

You just made the biggest mistake of your life, dude.

More like Daft Poop.

I can't wait to record this with my iPhone and not actually watch it.

More like Iggy Poop.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Yeah, he's not that angry.

Who are these people.

What are you talking about? Schindler's List was a laugh riot.

I know. I can't believe it's still on either.