Why everyone look at me?!?  It wasn't me!

Don't tell Hu what to do!

You keep up talk like that you better keep close eye on Coke buddy!

Why everyone always blame Hu?!?

No, Jack Vance dummy!  Hu still fine!

It wasn't me!

So A.V. Club think Hu Flung Pu is some kind of joke.  I tell you Flung Pu is no joke!  Keep laughing fun boys.  It all fun and games until someone go pee pee
in Coke!

No, No, No!!!

Hu does no such thing!  Stop telling lie about Hu!

You talking about Hu?!?

This weekend I went to zoo.  I was standing near monkey cage and I hear someone yell “Hey, Hu Flung Pu!”  I was very surprised that someone recognizes me so far from home so I look around to see Who yell at Hu.  Only one I see is some fat lady who looks very angry.  I yell to her “Hi, it is me, Hu Flung Pu!”  Then she…

Hu don't think you so hot either!

You take that back or Hu kick baby ass!

Hu are me, dumbshit!

Why these sissy boy no like Hu?!?

Hey buddy, not me this time!

And people accuse me of slinging turds!

You tellin' me!

Hu not on first!

No, Sandra Oh, dipshit!