They both do a dead-on Donahue impression.

Mariah Carey is the black Darryl Hannah.

Greg Kinnear.

Don't forget the double "ohh"

Or better yet, Emmet Otter's Jug Band

My sentient penis has been locked up for years.

I like to think that he's talking about Mr. Azaria's soon to be former agent.

Second round. FIGHT!

So what's the over-under on Bret Ratner doing the film version?

DON'T. MIND. IF. I. DO!!!!!!!!!

Exactly. I've never watched Mad Men, but slogging through the first 40 minutes of Playboy Club and 15 minutes of a runaway bride segment in Pan Am made me concede that we should probably just go ahead and start watching Mad Men on Netflix.

I blame our collective mothers, who will well up when telling us "but I thought you would like it" on Christmas morning, everywhere.

After last night's Up All Night I was one of the seemingly many that opted to see the second half of the Middle over the second episode of Hank Azaria's Awkward Rebound Office Romance. NBC would be better off moving Up All Night into it's Whitney spot, rebroadcasting it on Saturday night with Free Agents, sending…

I will turn you inside out

Thanks for a lot of great songs and great memories.

Saves the Day. Popular in late 90s/early 00s emo circles, but that was about the end of it. They've put out no less than five terrific rock albums, and just released their latest this week.

I saw Material Issue open for Teenage Fanclub back in 1992. I disagree, though, that either band should have been bigger.

Yes, but then Joe started tasting the food.

Masterpiece Theater presents: Shelter Island

For me, it was what would I order off the restaurant. Hearing the chefs dinner plans, I thought Adrien's sounded more interesting. After seeing the results and hearing the judges' critique, I'd still order Adrien's 3-course meal if given the chance.