I hear "Teenage Dream" in my nightmares, but I think you're onto something. Who do I have to blow to see a "PYTeenage Dream" happen?

Retool "Mannequin" as a police procedural, with the character of Hollywood now being a flamboyant computer tech, and I'm in.

It's a banner day for shitty, forgotten movies being adapted into TV shows
Who do I have to blow to get "The Heavenly Kid: The Series" off the ground?

With the best looking contestants of both MasterChef and So You Think You Can Dance prematurely eliminated within a week of each other, it looks like my weeknights have been freed up for other pursuits.

The "action" looks as ineptly filmed as other NBC turds Heroes, Bionic Woman, and (select scenes from) the Event.

For Gondor!!!!

Another Magical Black Man list entry?
Sounds like Scatman Crothers's role from the Shining, recast 31 years later.

Only if Daredevil relocates from Hell's Kitchen to Mission Hill.

I don't think America is ready for the Nuke storyline, if that's what you're thinking.

Favorite Worst Nightmare has some really terrific songs in it — it's my favorite of their albums and marked a growth from first to second album that kind of paralleled (dating myself) Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and the Black Crowes. Humbug lacked most of that vitality and was just short. Homme may be dragging these guys down.

C- for a pilot
is a gentleman's D. This show might have been halfway interesting in a world without Sex in the City or Savage Love. Fortunately, our world has had both, and does not need this drek.

James McAvoy was assuredly not raised by apes.

Huge Crossover Potential
The potential for Fear Factor to do a so-wrong-it's right crossover with Biggest Loser is off the charts.

Which is my way of saying Drive (2007) > (The Event x 2)

If it just aired Fox's cancelled shows, NBC would have a 50% jump in quality programing (Thursday night excluded)

The first Crow
is the deadliest.

I think he's cute
There. I said it.

Mickey's Christmas Carol didn't count?

Every American high school garage band added that song to their playlist in 1991.

Roman Polanski would be very happy to film outside the US, thank you.