Look Who's Talking XII
I wonder what piece of crap Travolta will end his life on…

smug ugh
His fake earnestness makes my skin crawl. He used to live a few blocks down from me when I lived in NY and you'd always see him on tv talking about how he lived in Flint, MI. The next day I would see him on the street and realize that he just has a Flint backdrop in his huge apartment for whenever he needs…

Gypsies, Trannies, and Thieves?

Ah…kettlechips.
The perfect side order…for revenge!

Pearl Jam Vs.
Jeremy?

see, I mean. No more heroin after midnight.

Emmanuelle Lewis? Shit, I'd pay to say that little guy fight Dracula.

Wow
It's emptier in here than in a whale's vagina.

can we take a vote, please?
a) Ach ja!

Off to Auschwitz.

It's funny but Everyday has really grown on me over the years.

and the hipster cred gold medal goes to…
It's amusing to watch all of the commenters here falling over themselves to say how much they hate Dave Matthews Band. I mean, how dare they write songs that have more than 3 chords in them? And those crazy time signatures? And that drummer, with all that technique? Surely…

Actually, there IS no wrong way to shoot a woman in the face.

maybe he can do community service
i'm thinking of a psa that shows you how to correctly shoot a woman in the face.

subliminable
what about the naked man on the camel cigarette box? no mention of that????

Christ, THAT'S a low bar…

clarification: 'not bad' = good time-waster for a short flight.

For what it's worth
The book wasn't bad. But the movie was absolute shit.

Who killed Michelle?
It was that douche at the oilrig.

The difference, to me, is that 2.5 men and shows like that are aimed at the lowest common denominator and make absolutely no pretensions otherwise. family guy is a show whose creator truly believes that his show is 'highbrow' humor - witness all the endless preaching to the choir that mcfarlane puts in the show. i…