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"Wangs."

Jack Bauer pronounced it "nukular."

I think she's aging in Paul Rudd years.

Was there chocolate? And swimsuits?

I've watched shows with worse premises for more episodes.

You're thinking of the hipster rebranding of Radio Shack.

I am having a hard time imagining an adaptation of Book of Strange New Things.

This. High school was probably the most boring years of my life.

They didn't go after him for being in the Chimes?

Oh! The Australian oilskin riding coat!

I was juuust enough older than the characters to cringe at a lot of their fashion choices in real time. I was also sort of mystified by the "everyone wears chunky silver rings" thing the cast had going on in the early years.

It's hot in Topeka.

But did they have to make us watch? Andrew was the worst. The absolute worst.

Quarter-zip fleeces.

Donnie Cheeto.

But LIAM NEESONS, though!

That's a bridge too far for me.

Very likely.

Imagine "That's My Bush" as a documentary.

If not for 9/11, Dubya would have been a comically hapless, mostly ineffective president.