It's not. It's really not.

They must fix a LOT of cars, based on the traffic every time I go to a concert in Boston.

And they probably never will be, because terrorists tend to attack places that are visible and get tons of press coverage.

Mrs. Pontifex signed up for Teen Vogue, which has actually been doing amazing reporting and only costs something like $5 a year.

The guy wrote a comic where Superboy 1. punched a woman's head off, 2. ripped a guy's arm off, and 3. beat the original, Golden Age Superman to death.

Minneapolis is an amazing city.

The smart, decent people with both a sense of humor and a keen awareness of the awesome responsibilities they carried as stewards of the nation, you mean? Yeah, me too.

It's a start.

We have a 25th Amendment for a reason.

Seriously, what the fuck was he talking about? This person is insane.

Geoff Johns is to dismemberment as Ron Marz is to people telling Kyle Rayner he is a true hero.

Chazz, if your middle name is Michael and your last name is Michaels, or you have recently received a personality-altering blow to the head.

Maybe Barry can travel back in time and fix any script problems that arise. That could never be a disaster.

Speak for yourself. I intend to live forever.

RIP. Always loved the statue of her downtown.

That's one special porpoise.

Somebody at Funny or Die or someplace similar needs to cast Megan Fox in a webseries called "Melania's White House Diaries".

The last one would work if he hadn't noticed it was raining.

I went through a stage where I shaved my face cold and brushed my teeth hot, but mainly because the water heater in that rental was really messed up.

A few years ago, Baby Pontifex was invited to a princess-themed birthday party for one of her preschool classmates, and the invitation suggested girls dress as their favorite princess. She went as Leia. It was awesome. So is this.