Jude Law.

I remember seeing MST3K's Master Ninja II and realizing I had seen the show during its brief original run.

Holtz! The announcement of whose existence provoked freakouts from fans who misread the news and thought they were introducing a male Slayer.

I laughed so hard at that that I am going to Hell.

I liked it well enough that I would have tuned in to a second episode. Also, Charity Wakefield played Marilyn, which helped.

You know getting ripped off by Trump University doesn't make you a professor, right, any more than voting for a racist millionaire makes you wealthy?

What the hell are Dippin' Dots?

You know, I don't think you're really a professor.

Minor children should be 100% off limits unless they make themselves into a story (get arrested, take part in a protest, break a leg while walking alongside a parent in a parade, etc.). College-age children should generally be off limits unless they do something newsworthy (speak at a campaign event, join the…

You're thinking of that guy, Coy Vance.

Perhaps no one made it past the lava men.

I read this analysis several years ago, and find it compelling: http://nielsenhayden.com/ma…

Mrs. Pontifex knitted about a dozen for friends all over the country. Every yarn shop she's been in touch with has been out of pink yarn for weeks.

Given that he lied about it at his remarks at CIA HQ today and there are monitors with crowd shots set up in the White House press room today, yeah, frustrating might begin to describe it.

Ebert's review of Lucas contains what became some of the saddest sentences he ever wrote.

"HAL."

It was merely dumb, which is better than actively hateful.

God bless Joe Biden and all of his family.

"Chuck Tingle's Predator."

I don't think he's liquid enough to buy such a tie. Not until he really starts the self-dealing and otherwise robbing us blind.