Somewhere, a six-fingered song-and-dance man's dream is about to come true.

"Nerd (n) - person who takes offense to an opinion read on the Internet about a Batman movie."

So, it's like The Bridge, only more depressing?

Aaron Cross vs Grumpy Cat. They can have a furrowed-brow-off.

And that first season of Justified!

I remember being really stoked that Doug E. Doug was going to be on Cosby with Madeline Kahn.

There was a 2D show during the rerelease weekend at a theater near my apartment. When my girlfriend and I walked in, there were six other people waiting for the movie to start, and no one else came to the theater before the movie started. It felt like we were all in a super-secret club.

In my list of "attended this in the theater" regrets, that one is pretty high up there.

I wonder if this is better than Forces of Nature.

I cannot, for the life of me, understand how that thing made the movie worse. Frankly, creepy robot babies would make like 90% of all movies better.

Not to knock Mr. Lee Jones' performance, but I've always had a soft spot for Ethan Suplee's take on that line.

There's plenty of negative comments that have been/can be made about the movie, so I'll just say this: the extra 20-30 minutes they could've left in to match it up with current "average" feature runtime would've helped tremendously, especially for people who didn't memorize parts of the book in their youth.

There's plenty of negative comments that have been/can be made about the movie, so I'll just say this: the extra 20-30 minutes they could've left in to match it up with current "average" feature runtime would've helped tremendously, especially for people who didn't memorize parts of the book in their youth.

There's plenty of negative comments that have been/can be made about the movie, so I'll just say this: the extra 20-30 minutes they could've left in to match it up with current "average" feature runtime would've helped tremendously, especially for people who didn't memorize parts of the book in their youth.

There's plenty of negative comments that have been/can be made about the movie, so I'll just say this: the extra 20-30 minutes they could've left in to match it up with current "average" feature runtime would've helped tremendously, especially for people who didn't memorize parts of the book in their youth.

Only if he can bring better writers along with him.

Right, because as a parent, it's not anywhere in the realm of possibility for you to ensure that the first version of pop culture stuff your kids experience is the "right" version.

With Charlie Day as the voice of 1980s Space Guy!

I'm pretty sure Phil Lord and Chris Miller don't have anything to do with those skip-to-disc Lego movies, either.

Batman's so 2012.