"Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the… of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one time I turned into a dog and they helped me.…

See, my mind immediately jumped to the Dylan of the 5 Greatest Rappers of All Time fame ("Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan").

Baltazar & Franco are freaking amazing. Superman Family Adventures was probably the third best Superman book in the 21st century, behind All-Star and Birthright.

@avclub-8a7e64a3f187804c9ee1dec13090b975:disqus Are you trying to tell us there's a party in your pants?

I remember reading somewhere that a version of the script had a "cameo" for Bruce Willis as John McClane, crawling through some pipes or vents in Dinohattan (seriously, when you name the world in which your movie's set "Dinohattan," that's a good sign that your movie's going to suck ass). If they'd just held off 20…

The party.

I wonder if the League member at the controls of the binary fusion cannon hadn't been an alien - or, heck, had been a full-fledged, oath-taking soldier like Captain Atom - would the response from humanity's Powers that be have been more measured. I usually hate getting bogged down in what ifs, but this one has bounced…

Can Pegg & Frost fight Michael Caine in the next movie?

So, pop punk has more passion in it than Pearl Jam punk?

Beep beep ribby ribby!

So "subversive" that it's going to wind up explicitly endorsing the very things it's rallying against, just like Nolan's Batmovies.

Now, if I was able to give @avclub-130f14e3e5c0263f013b56d8c212f26a:disqus a moment or two of entertainment, all the work drafting and redrafting that story was worth it!

This plus Observe and Report make for one of my favorite double features.

My first real relationship was a long-distance one that I struck up with a girl from high school the semester after we'd gone off to college. It lasted about 2 years and since it was my first real relationship, I was kind of convinced it was going to be the relationship. When she revealed to me in the span of about 2…

At least now I know what Paul Verhoeven's Groundhog Day would've looked like.

Look, Smithers, Garbo is coming!

This interview pretty much sums it up: http://noblemania.blogspot…. But, googling "form of a bucket of water" might tell you as much, and be way more entertaining.

I really liked Young Justice's version of Apache Chief.

Back before the Kick Ass 2 comic actually happened, I had marginally high hopes that Kick Ass'd get kidnapped by Red Mist, and to get him back, Hit Girl would train Katie, turning her into Lady Kick Ass, and then they'd just waste people for 20 minutes again at the end.

The freedom feels so good!