Juggernaut, Terminator, and Rambo versus Jesus. You know I'm seeing that movie.

That dog's a job creator!

What the hell happened to Van Jones that he has to stoop to this?

I had a roommate in college that was convinced Skillet was going to be the next big thing. He even started learning how Rock Band's coding stuff worked so he could bring their albums into the game.

If I were somehow able to finagle a Yes-Men-like producer gig on Anger Management:

With Clive Owen's presence in Gosford Park, and this news, we're another step closer to my long-awaited dream of a Julian Fellowes-helmed Shoot 'Em Up prequel set in the 1930s.

As a dyed-in-the-wool Wildcat fan, yes to this.

And such a better meditation on power/responsibility/public service than… certain other recently released products from the DC stable that shall remain nameless, in lieu of spoiler alerts.

And it's jump-in-ability; with maybe one or two slight exceptions, you could start anywhere and have a working idea of what was going on.

Specifically, Question Authority.

ID:K. Because fuck it.

I love all things JLU, but this first season is easily among the ballsiest, brawniest, and oddly thoughtful collection of episodes of a children's cartoon. Though, I don't think there's ever been another cartoon that's had episodes written by Warren Ellis and J.M. DeMatteis. Would that other incarnations of DC's…

Anybody whose opinion on real things can be swayed by Jenny McCarthy loses the right to voice those opinions. And I say this as a staunch opponent of people shooting other people (in reality).

I keep hoping the movie'll end like Mel Gibson's director's cut of the Mr. Smith Goes to Washington remake.

Wolves in the Throne Room might also be a good bet.

It feels like all the time I spend listening to Deafheaven could be spent listening to the new My Bloody Valentine, but I just like Sunbather so much more.

New title: "Would you kindly run, Logan?"

Up until the thing they did at the end that did nothing but extend the movie's run time, I'm in total agreement.

At least this bastardized Ron Swanson is endorsing a product he uses exclusively…?

I was so hopeful that would be the case in Colorado, but to no avail.