Somewhere, a million cynical curmudgeons cried out in terror…

I took the first girl I ever had a serious crush on to see that movie (also in high school). Somehow, we're still friends.

But does it wish for the peaceful rest of Robert E. Lee? America must know.

I think that doubles the number of people, after Bendis.

That's Microsoft for you, giving you what you didn't know you didn't want for, well, forever now.

It was worth it for the demo of Grey Divide, the cover of Hand of Doom, and the 20 Minutes/40 Years acoustic version. Interesting all around, though.

I have to admit I don't know Coroner. Would No More Color be a good place to start?

Remember that Jeff Winger says that you should try not to sexualize her?

To me, post-Super, he's Mr. SHUT UP CRIME!!!

I learned more than I'd ever expected from Amazing, like the fact that spiders are huge jerks. How else do you explain Peter Parker gaining their proportional dickishness, in addition to their proportional strength?

I think Cruise saw James Woods on The Simpsons and got confused.

I want to say Renner, too. He keeps so busy that he's bound to flip out from exhaustion and start thinking he's got to take his special medication, otherwise he won't be able to defuse a bomb with a trick arrow, only a crazy witch stole it from him, so he has to confess a horrible sin from his past to Tom Cruise…

Where Cap'n's Boomerang/Cold, Mirror Master, and the Trickster team up to ruin the opening of the Flash Museum? Talk about a great episode…

Is anybody else thinking this should be how we decide which shows get renewed?

And it's not like Rob Thomas and Kristen Bell couldn't have gone, "Hey, everybody! We're going to make a movie about this grown-up girl detective named… Natalie… Jupiter… Yeah!" and done a Kickstarter for that. I guarantee you the exact same number of people would've cared, and no one would've had to "donate" money to…

Or even the one for the acoustic version?

Hey, you have to pay for that body armor tattoo somehow.

As long as he:

"Entertainers" these days can't handle their drugs. Back in the day, the Beach Boys could get royally fucked up and still play a great show.

This "talking computer" better be the same one that begat The Cosby Show, Miami Vice, Cheers, and Highway to Heaven.