But was your writing so bad that you got asked if English was, in fact, your first language?

I wonder if Ratner's "scientists" get tired of hearing Chris Tucker's screams every time they wake him up from the cryo-freeze to star in another of their boss' movies.

So, it's like making a really good mixtape, only way more complicated.

If NBC's giving pilots to everyone involved with The Office, then where's my damn Amy Adams show?

And yet, after The Cable Guy, he'll never go far enough again.

Not that I'm not super-psyched about this, but what the fuck is it with Marvel casting guys named Chris all the time?

Maybe Kenny Powers'll come out of hiding for the show.

Maybe Kenny Powers'll come out of hiding for the show.

Dagobah 911!: Myrkr?

Forget Oz - Herzog can voice Yoda his own damn self!

Shouldn't they save "ammo" for the "sequel?"

Like similar looks have ever been a prerequisite for casting siblings before.

If only GWAR could return to cover Modest Mouse…

Oh, man, if they were ever to adapt Atomic Robo and the Ghost of Station X…

As long as they take him to Animal Practice to detox.

So, whoever they say she's playing, we can suspect she's REALLY Sin up until the after-credits scene… Right?

The best part is that each personality could turn, "Medicine's not an exact science," into a very different catchphrase.

Apatow and Will Smith either need to start hanging out together, or stop. Immediately.

There are literally dozens of us!

"[S]aucy personal shopper?" Could there be any other kind?