Every single dog has an expression that says "This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of."

I second Metroid Prime 3. Amazing games that are even better than the first two in the series. The controls take a bit to get used to, but once you do its very hard to go back to the run, stop, shoot, run style of Resident Evil.

Note to self: Sex with blow up doll not as good as the real thing.

Probably one of my favorite Weekend Update moments is when Will Ferrell as Harry Caray calls Colin Quinn "Norm". The akward silence seems to last forever.

Phew, I'm glad I read this review before I clicked on the banner for the movie. That was a close one.

Not only did he call himself "tummy trouble" but he went through all the trouble to create an avatar, flesh it out, then post on multiple other threads just to give himself cred. And he did it all in time to get the first post. Impressive indeed.

I can't tell
If this actually looks bad or my hatred for Adam Sandler is skewing my opinion.

Tis the burden of those who check the AVC way too often. We thank you for your sacrafice Wyatt.

What want to know is
What was written on the note that got passed to Barbara Walters.

Pre marital analingus is now saddlebacking. Come on people, we need to read all the articles on this website.