"Courtney Love slurring rambling slam poetry…Elton John purring in tandem with Patrick Stump."

No, you're right.

I know, I found that part a bit mind-boggling as well, but I think he just means that ska fans still form a well-defined subculture, whereas most contemporary music that was clearly inspired by Grunge is decidedly mainstream (?)

You posted a message on a website calling everyone who posts on that website a hipster….holy shit you're subversive!

MAKE YOU A MONSTER!!

It's funny how similar this is to the equally awful cover art for the Yeah Yeah Yeah's last album.

It's worth a fortune and has been robbed multiple times, so you're not wholly wrong.

(Michael Shannon voice)

So wait…Hipsters = heartless, indefensible vermin but Bros = kinda dense, but ultimately not that bad.