I mean I was nice to the guy because I'm not gonna get into a big thing with a stranger about his beliefs even though they revolve around a giant tax scam hatched by a science fiction writer who was off his fucking rocker. But that was the first Scientologist I ever met and although he seemed nice he was as pushy as I…

"That fucking annoying guy keeps leaving tips and telling me that I 'earnt that buck like a mothafucka'…"

I had a Scientologist Uber driver the other day. Things got awkward really fast:

That sounds like so much more work than snorting an Adderall off the kitchen counter.

I mean you aren't wrong. I love football and boxing. Plus I certainly would have it coming after the 30th time looking at the bartender with a shit eating grin and yelling "GOT THAT PANDEMIC!"

Oh man even if I didn't like that beer I'd order it every time just to say it like a hopper from The Wire until the bartender and every person in the bar wanted to kick me in the face.

I'm far from a King expert although I enjoyed Salem's Lot, The Green Mile and The Shining. The only book of his I've read from his Bachman period is The Long Walk which I loved but never dug much deeper into his bibliography. I've always been reticent about where to go next as The Dark Tower and The Stand seem like…

He was damn good in Winter's Bone. Maybe not "classic" but damn good. It still kills me just a bit that out of all the Deadwood alums who showed up on Justified over the years him and McShane never did.

I damn near teared up at during the finale especially during the last scenes between Raylan and Boyd because it was the last time those two classic characters would share a scene together and it felt like the end of an era. Goggins and Olyphant absolutely have to work on something together again in the future their…

It took me a long time to discover the rest of Mezzanine because I would always just play "Angel" and "Teardrop" on repeat and never get sick of them because they're fucking awesome. Turns out the whole thing is fucking awesome.

Sure! Of course, being a highly-skilled freelance commenter, my fee is $175 an hour. And I can take 3 popsicles out of the freezer.

You only do two hours: the hour you go in and the hour you come out.

"I'm Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, O-prah."

I stand corrected. Y'know it crossed my mind that they may have actually done that but I wrote that at like 530 am and was too tired/lazy to do any research and felt fairly safe that that wasn't the case.

Yeah, those are solid points. I'm not sure what the cut off point is but like you said it's different for guys who like this or say the creators of The Blair Witch Project who made movies that were cultural phenomenons but don't have much else to point to as opposed to directors who have a longer and more recent list…

That was over ten years ago tho…

"I have to take off my sweatpants? Pass."

I did, actually. But I forgot all about that Rebel Alley plot until just now and I love Isla Fisher. I forgot/blocked out most of Season 4. There was no way it was ever going to meet my expectations but I didn't think it would fall that short of them either.

I don't believe we watched Santa Sangre but we did watch Le Chien Andalou which was quite an experience for me as it combined my love of Salvador Dali and my squeamish inability to deal with anything involving the mutilation of eyeballs.

Guy just cranks out supremely attractive dudes straight from his nuts to the big screen. If only he could add a dash of personality to either of them they'd be golden. And let's not leave Mrs. Hemsworth's fertile eggs out of the whole process here. Bang up job by both of them.