I'll be good.

I was thinking the same thing about his brother the other day when Jennifer Lawrence was on Conan. She told some story about how he picked a scab and rubbed it on her or something and all I could think was "Liam Hemsworth wouldn't get a scab because he is not a real human man. He's too good looking." Those Hemsworths…

Wow I just Googled Ron Howard to look at his IMDb page and just now realized that Bryce Dallas Howard is his daughter. So anyhoo for a second there I thought I might be… get this… hehe… a little slow! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I…don't…know!

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I thought overall they did a great job with the music selections this year. One song that they didn't mention but I really enjoyed and discovered from an episode of the show is "Take It All" by Ruelle. It's from episode 2 "A Matter of Geography" when the Garveys and Nora first arrive in Miracle. https://www.youtube.com…

My film studies professor had us dissect the infamous rape scene in Deliverance and also had us watch Spank the Monkey which is about a sexually frustrated kid who fucks his own mother. We also watched an avant garde short film that consisted entirely of a woman giving natural childbirth in a bathtub. It was filmed in…

Didn't you hear? The President is a total pussy, he won't do anything.

I'm into crazy but that was whole other level of crazy. What I'm saying is I'm still into it.

"Can't Feel My Face" is definitely a catchy song but give me "The Birds Pt 1" or "Wicked Games"or "Lonely Star" any day. I loved those three mixtapes so much it's just disappointing for him to completely go pop but like I said he's doing really well so I can't fault him if that's the path he wanted to take.

I don't really think there's any debate about it: The Weeknd completely sold out by switching his style up to pretty much complete pop. The dude sold half a million albums, had multiple Top Ten singles and is selling out major arenas so more power to him but let's not act like his sound on Beauty Behind the Madness is…

I'm with ya, Will. Ellie Goulding is awesome and "Lights" is one of the best pop songs of the past decade.

Top Ten:

Pretty much every song on that album is so damn catchy.

I'd probably go with "Keep You On My Side" as my favorite but I find myself going back to "High Enough to Carry You Over", the one with Martin on lead vocals quite a bit. He improved a ton since their first album. "Clearest Blue" is really good too. I've played the hell out of Every Open Eye, Currents and Art Angels…

I put all my pre conceived notions about the kid aside when I listened to Purpose and I liked three songs at the most. God, what a boring album. I do not understand all the critical love it's getting. People calling it his Justified, I mean there's nothing on there even close to "Cry Me a River" or "Like I Love You".…

Sprite Remix was awesome! I remember thinking it was hilarious that they "remixed" a drink but it really did taste good. However, I also liked Mountain Dew: Code Red pretty much entirely because there was a commercial with Tracy McGrady and Chris Webber in it so basically what I'm trying to say is fuck LeBron and any…

I've never seen that one but the one with the girl who was abusing fentanyl lollipops and got so fucked up that she had to have her brother come and change her dirty pads during that time of the month was just so pathetic that it was sad. Especially because I felt so bad for the brother. I did laugh pretty hard…

Psssh whatever, talk to me when they bring back OK Soda. That was one soda specifically marketed at my generation by a giant soulless corporation that really hit the spot.

Saddest episode of Intervention ever.