Yeah, but…another vampire show.

It's the Internet…I can make it as long as I want!

If triple bypass surgery was loaded with tits and dragons, I would live off of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and Moon Pies.

I would be more concerned of being left for a Tantric Sex instructor.

You could even say that about 'Game of Thrones' and you would still be correct.

The old Mexican-wrestling El Santo films are one of my favorite genres (seriously, I own more than 40 of them) so I'm not one to judge.

I'm not even knocking the movie but to be someone's favorite is hard to fathom.

{Throws Cheetos at Fuck-ton Sinclair}

I just pictured that and now am laughing my ass off…By "picturing it" I mean my testicles now resemble Teddy Roosevelt with a long nose….Touche!

My condolences.

It is like watching the white experience which consists of 30 minutes of deciding where to have dinner and an additional hour of walking around the mall.

2 Best 2 Man

I disagree.

I just find it difficult to balance a pair of sunglasses on my balls.

You don't want to see where his spoon tattoo is.

It is actually his profile. See the large forehead?

You would think with his famous father, he could get better looking girls in his video.

I'm glad to live in a world where this exists.

Agreed.

I don't know. You tell me.