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The Jewish Brad Pitt
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Plus he is also a Desert Storm vet as well.  He, Clooney, and Ice Cube know the brutality of war.

I was going to add hermaphrodite to your list but was not sure if a hermaphrodite can be homosexual…or maybe they can't be heterosexual…whatever.

Courtney Cox's big break was Masters of the Universe

I read the whole article as Danny Glover so I was thoroughly confused.

I would like to see Daniel Johnston, though.

They have to pay you to see Robert Schneider.

However, Dalila Cernatescu makes wonderful poached eggs.

It sounds like he is still overpaid.

"Come on…under…over…roger?"

Unlike Zamfir who was master of the pan flute but totally useless at everything else in life.

Show us what you got, kid.

Hands @avclub-69514eb1d6291e21ec2df6f143c0e801:disqus  a glass of CancerAIDS-enriched lemonade.

It's Santa as in La Santa (The Saint; feminine)

Especially if you picked her up in a 70s custom conversion van.

They can't all be beautiful.

Let's talk chicks, man.

From now on, it's only heavy metal bands that gonna boss me around. Them people speak the truth. They got this six-story skeleton named Eddie, and he like opens his mouth all crazy fang-like.. He's crazy as hell.

"This here's my demon face. You see, I'm Satan's onion…scallion.."

Going to be watching the Red Sox per usual.  I'm super-psyched that we picked up Jake Peavy.

"E.T. 2: Twice the Walkie-Talkies"