I would give it 3 1/2 Francos

I'd like to find out if she is legally blonde.

Tis but a flesh wound!

She was great in Election, too.

meh, so does Sandra Bullock.

She could saw through her arm with her chin and it would still slice a tomato with ease.

I see you are back to work in your meth lab.

She is thinking how well her new hairstyle covers her enormous forehead.  Wondering if she should grow a goatee to cover her enormous chin.

She's not my special lady.  She's my lady friend.

Hey, stay away from my lady friend!

Here is a complete stranger assuring you that you are smokin' hot.

She's a "squint-eye" like Renee Zellweger.

In training at best.

I see a mrlorenck gimmick poster spin-off coming.

What happens in Hyannis Port

Sharknado 2: Electric Eel Boogaloo

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According to Snowden, NSA ignores all emails that end in :).  This is what happens when you compromise US intelligence…the bad guys win.

Granted I'm much older than Ms. Swift but if you were to list all me exs you would need something bigger than a tank top.