I'm tired, I'm wasted… I love you, darling!

So is John Waters!

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  You can see the Grand Canyon from Palm Springs?

Yea, we are way too lazy around here to click on the TV page.  I'm giving @avclub-4dea77b4de0de07675db185e1e6ec52b:disqus  the win on this one.

I'm guessing the Grand Canyon or he was suffering from tuberculosis sanatorium.  The dry climate does wonders for TB patients you know.

@avclub-d9f98704e1610e7073dbee992ee1f381:disqus   I lived in Austin from 1999-2005 before moving to Boston.  Just like Boston, it is an awesome city 7 months out of the year.  Fortunately, the 5 shitty months (the summer) are the opposite of Boston's 5 shitty months (the winter).

Agreed.  There is Austin and there is Texas.

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No brainer…

I could tell you but it wouldn't make you feel any better.

I think it is Jay Ryan's "thing".  I have a couple of his prints commissioned by Mondo and it is similar imagery (for Moonrise Kingdom & Ferris Bueller)

According to the comments on Yahoo!, Obama is dying to personally give you a brand new iPhone 6 (which is not even available to the general public) with unlimited call and text.  According to the commentors, he will even throw in an iPad if you act within the next 20 minutes.

*Dials 55754 45085*

You say that like it is a bad thing.

They could have at least used a toll-free number.

They should get that lump checked out.  That is a sign of CancerAIDS!

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  What state?

I have the DVDs and stick them on from time to time on the weekends as a full day marathon.

I was unaware as I am usually a part of the people rushing to spam the exact joke in every article.

Fuckville.  I could imagine a very successful tourist campaign for the place.