*picturing Carol Merrill revealing Gwyneth Patrow's head*

@avclub-e2e5a2b50da03a9ddf60898ebb20ebf4:disqus  Good call on the waist to hips.  May I add, back to butt and hips to legs areas, as well.

I know I am in the minority but I actually prefer small breasts on women.  I am a sucker for nice legs though.

Come on, you are a simulated rape sympathizer at worst.

"Pearl Jam:  The Get Off My Lawn" Tour.

The genius of Pearl Jam is you never tire of their songs because you can just make up new lyrics each time you sing along. Since no one knows what the hell Eddie Vedder is saying half the time anyway.

Never thought I would be more concerned about the Orioles than the Yankees this year.

'Che' is the bomb!

Don't apologize to him.  Apologize to Christopher Guest!

At least it didn't overdo female dongs….er, what?

Lets Go Red Sox!

@avclub-976e5a7c9f5586745269c99891652285:disqus   I see your point but I think crying = there is hope I can bullshit my way out of this…..Bitch face = I'm screwed.

Agree.  I have never been a selfish lover but I have found that women, for the most part (prior marriage,there were a few that were tremendously generiuos), underestimate the importance of a good blow job.  Again, I am not trying to be dick.  I will reciprocate with pleasure.

What is the big deal?  I'm not even asking for a swallow and as mentioned, I'll return the favor.

I'm pretty sure that is the same thing.

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus  That is the great thing about cinema.  There is no right or wrong opinion.

@avclub-2ebe3bb8363c914bcd4b3e1f8395f9ff:disqus  Always keep in mind that it is your life…the only one you have…so why spend it miserably with someone that treats you like shit.  Like you said, he first disrespected you to the point of staying out all night without a simple phone call.  Personally, I feel you owe him…

@avclub-2ebe3bb8363c914bcd4b3e1f8395f9ff:disqus Actions dictate where a person's true loyalty is.  I would never hurt my wife even if I thought she was being irrational.  You always look after the people you love the most.  I'm not trying to break you guys up but even as a guy, I would tell you that you deserve better.

Actually, i am a huge fan of oral sex.  So it is pretty standard for me to go down on her.  As much as I love her, the return favor is one of her only faults.

Agree with @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus .  We playfully jab one another but we always mean it in kind jest.  If you want to get something off your chest, this is a great bunch of people to share it with.