They're planning a documentary entitled 'The Fish That Plays Football' next.

He's history's greatest monster!

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

The Cows were amazing. As were the Jesus Lizard, Shellac and Rapeman, but no-one ever talks about the Cows, so let's talk about the Cows and how awesome they were.

Searching for Big Black is an interesting experience.

Also in 1991 - Mush by Leatherface. I know I mentioned it in the comments last time round, but I'm happy to be a cheerleader for such an awesome album.

Awesome album, awesome band. Shit, try and sit still through Dragstrip Riot.

Ben Weasel, he's an asshole. Ben Weasel, he's a jerk.

Dear Cunt,

There's a place in Devon called Shitterton, and first time visitors to London are usually amused by the suburb of Cockfosters.

Shame that Cook & Moore weren't asked to perform any Derek & Clive sketches.

Why do the five smaller Friends not pool their resources and simply overthrow the larger, tyrannical Ross?

@avclub-22259ee6329364cebbe4c40bd951f307:disqus Ain't no doubt.

I've been keeping up a silly joke I was making earlier in the week that Jimmy Nail would be the new Doctor and the show would basically just be transforming into Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, so I'm just chastising them for not accepting a funny, talented and charismatic actor like Jimmy Nail just because he has a face like a…

While Capaldi is well-liked enough that his casting is unlikely to cause any degree of uproar

Chris de Burgh, Sun Ra, Del Amitri, John Coltrane…

Didn't Will Smith do a superhero film?

No jokes, no music and no woody? Sounds like my Friday night.

Frank Skinner and Mariah Carey in the same studio at the start of that clip reminds me of him, on his chat show, saying "What do you call a dog with five dicks? Mariah Carey and Westlife," which, at the time and at the age of about 12, I was convinced was the filthiest joke in the world.

@avclub-39343aba222e6fab8108ff6609841457:disqus Mark Lawson's lips freak me the hell out. They just look so wet and pouty.