I thought it was a pretty good film, surprised it's getting a backlash. I watched it with friends and I'd been drinking a bit, and my friend's girlfriend thought I was saying I wanted to sleep with her, which I wasn't and I don't, but man, you know how it is when you've been drinking sometimes and you just can't talk…

I thought it was a pretty good film, surprised it's getting a backlash. I watched it with friends and I'd been drinking a bit, and my friend's girlfriend thought I was saying I wanted to sleep with her, which I wasn't and I don't, but man, you know how it is when you've been drinking sometimes and you just can't talk…

Yes, yes, but is Manifesto an obvius sign of Obomas comunist vision for america in 2016? plus this cuntry life is obviusly a bunch of new yorke ilitists making fun of real americans cus it says its about the cuntry and wat its like to live theyre but then its all songs about casanovva who wasnt evun american he was a…

Yes, yes, but is Manifesto an obvius sign of Obomas comunist vision for america in 2016? plus this cuntry life is obviusly a bunch of new yorke ilitists making fun of real americans cus it says its about the cuntry and wat its like to live theyre but then its all songs about casanovva who wasnt evun american he was a…

Nah, she mocked a dull and pretentious-sounding reality TV show, rather than praising a morally suspect one in an ironic fashion.

Bieber doesn't mind being on top or bottom, so long as he can get to the butt.

Bieber doesn't mind being on top or bottom, so long as he can get to the butt.

When I woke up Mom and Dad were rolling on the couch. Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Rizzle Kicks records* out.

When I woke up Mom and Dad were rolling on the couch. Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Rizzle Kicks records* out.

It's my mother's ringtone. Mine is "Surrender" by Cheap Trick. Somewhere, something got seriously mixed up.

It's my mother's ringtone. Mine is "Surrender" by Cheap Trick. Somewhere, something got seriously mixed up.

Hey, Keith Lemon: The Movie has a Chris Moyles cameo! If that doesn't scream good taste and wit, what does?

Hey, Keith Lemon: The Movie has a Chris Moyles cameo! If that doesn't scream good taste and wit, what does?

Constantly watched and rewatched Whatever Happened to Harry Hill?, a retrospective that aired during the week for Harry Hill, a comedy show aired in Britain during the late 90s. The titular Harry Hill has since gone on to become a huge star with Harry Hill's TV Burp, basically a British version of the Soup which was…

Constantly watched and rewatched Whatever Happened to Harry Hill?, a retrospective that aired during the week for Harry Hill, a comedy show aired in Britain during the late 90s. The titular Harry Hill has since gone on to become a huge star with Harry Hill's TV Burp, basically a British version of the Soup which was…

Craggy Island in Father Ted?

Craggy Island in Father Ted?

@avclub-a02b31e615fdb0ca3dbb5ca5408da418:disqus Nah, that came from the infamous alternate ending to "Simpson and Delilah" where Karl forcibly sodomises a sobbing Homer, splitting him open like a dentist's drill through a soft, pulpy tooth. Of course, since it was never aired, it's non-canon.

@avclub-a02b31e615fdb0ca3dbb5ca5408da418:disqus Nah, that came from the infamous alternate ending to "Simpson and Delilah" where Karl forcibly sodomises a sobbing Homer, splitting him open like a dentist's drill through a soft, pulpy tooth. Of course, since it was never aired, it's non-canon.

@TheMogul:disqus Fair enough! But to jump onto your other conversational thread instead, don't be so down on yourself; the Scottish did invent the scotch egg, the finest food known to man, and Irn Bru, the finest drink known to man. If you could only be good at football you'd have it made!