Brian Equator, like round the centre of the Earth, but with an L.

BUTTON YOUR LIP, YOU RATBAG!

BUTTON YOUR LIP, YOU RATBAG!

Well, she did have stitches after I was born. Are they still especially visible?

Well, she did have stitches after I was born. Are they still especially visible?

Only if Spider-Man is allowed to spoil a snatch.

Only if Spider-Man is allowed to spoil a snatch.

So, a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar and the barman rapes them. When he's done, he says "So, what can I get you?" The minister says "Are you crazy? You just raped us!" and runs out. The rabbi says "Yeah, you're crazy. I'm going to phone the police!" and runs out too. The priest says "Get me some…

So, a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar and the barman rapes them. When he's done, he says "So, what can I get you?" The minister says "Are you crazy? You just raped us!" and runs out. The rabbi says "Yeah, you're crazy. I'm going to phone the police!" and runs out too. The priest says "Get me some…

As jokes about recent tragedies go, it was decent. He at least did something more creative than just mention the incident and hope that that would shock people into laughing. Probably should have had the decorum to leave it alone, but still, credit where credit's due.

As jokes about recent tragedies go, it was decent. He at least did something more creative than just mention the incident and hope that that would shock people into laughing. Probably should have had the decorum to leave it alone, but still, credit where credit's due.

I have nothing to add except that your name is a sparkling pearl of magnificence. I doff my cap to you.

I have nothing to add except that your name is a sparkling pearl of magnificence. I doff my cap to you.

I didn't know the Aristocrats ran the studios.

I didn't know the Aristocrats ran the studios.

I thought that was a cool pencil holder?

I thought that was a cool pencil holder?

I was worried for a moment he was about to turn around, stick a wad of cotton in his ear and say "Jesus, I'm dripping again." I'd have never been able to eat the stuff again.

I was worried for a moment he was about to turn around, stick a wad of cotton in his ear and say "Jesus, I'm dripping again." I'd have never been able to eat the stuff again.

Hall and Oates.