I watched a clip from Assaulted Nuts once, because it was on Youtube and the mildly surreal combination of Tim Brooke-Taylor and Wayne Knight in a mid-80s sketch show seemed alluring to me. It was really, really dull (or at least, that one sketch was). According to IMDb, Cleo Rocos and Barry Cryer were also among the…

Well, nobody's perfect.

Well, nobody's perfect.

You could make the argument that Robin Williams is a platonic, male equivalent in the Fisher King, the rare 'manic pixie dream traumatised freakishly hairy homeless man who gets naked and you don't realise because he looks like he's wrapped in a carpet'.

You could make the argument that Robin Williams is a platonic, male equivalent in the Fisher King, the rare 'manic pixie dream traumatised freakishly hairy homeless man who gets naked and you don't realise because he looks like he's wrapped in a carpet'.

I'm going to click on your link, and if it's not the Simpsons, there'll be trouble.

I'm going to click on your link, and if it's not the Simpsons, there'll be trouble.

According to a story I heard somewhere, you'll know it's him if he pointedly answers "Sir David Frost speaking…"

According to a story I heard somewhere, you'll know it's him if he pointedly answers "Sir David Frost speaking…"

"My Mom is Korean and my Dad is Irish, so when I see a potato, I don't know whether to eat it or shove it up my ass!"

"My Mom is Korean and my Dad is Irish, so when I see a potato, I don't know whether to eat it or shove it up my ass!"

I made it my personal mission a couple of weeks back to make at least one joke about his 'butt man' proclamation on every news story about him on this site, so trust me, it's only going to get more contrived from here on out. It'll be a bumpy ride.

I made it my personal mission a couple of weeks back to make at least one joke about his 'butt man' proclamation on every news story about him on this site, so trust me, it's only going to get more contrived from here on out. It'll be a bumpy ride.

I don't want to live in a world where Rip Torn needs to jerk off. I'll settle for a world where he's getting a shit-tonne of pussy but still jerks off (sort of) publicly, cus he wants to.

Justin Bieber doesn't have to pay for gas, but he'll gladly pay for where gas comes from.

Justin Bieber doesn't have to pay for gas, but he'll gladly pay for where gas comes from.

You can name the Netherlands, @avclub-f6ea5bbfb60747c44de83d0ed40ad1ce:disqus. They're not ashamed.

Fun fact: David Dickinson used to be addicted to herion.

Fun fact: David Dickinson used to be addicted to herion.

Exactly, if it was in the middle of a park, yeah, but what is a porno theatre if not a designated masturbation zone?