It's a picture that says a thousand words, although most of them are 'Launch it' and 'Cut out the fancy stuff'. And yet he's on record as saying that if he managed Real Madrid he'd win the title every season. Oy, what a creep.

It's a picture that says a thousand words, although most of them are 'Launch it' and 'Cut out the fancy stuff'. And yet he's on record as saying that if he managed Real Madrid he'd win the title every season. Oy, what a creep.

Redknapp's the Krusty the Clown of football management. He's illiterate, he's had heart surgery, he's employed a murderous psychopath as his assistant (Sideshow Bob/Joe Jordan)… only instead of wasting his money on condor egg omelettes, he splurges it all on midfielders he never plays.

Redknapp's the Krusty the Clown of football management. He's illiterate, he's had heart surgery, he's employed a murderous psychopath as his assistant (Sideshow Bob/Joe Jordan)… only instead of wasting his money on condor egg omelettes, he splurges it all on midfielders he never plays.

Oh God, please don't give anyone 'Hodgson out' ideas. Not while Redknapp's looking for work.

Oh God, please don't give anyone 'Hodgson out' ideas. Not while Redknapp's looking for work.

I'm going on a Stalin-style purge of anti-Carroll sentiment from my comments. No, your honour, I never doubted his talents, your honour.

I'm going on a Stalin-style purge of anti-Carroll sentiment from my comments. No, your honour, I never doubted his talents, your honour.

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Ouch, why do the best players make the worst pundits/commentators? I've not had to endure much of McManaman but what I have has been enough to tarnish memories of him as a player. Lawrenson, though, was tutting about Podolski playing for Germany despite being born in…

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Ouch, why do the best players make the worst pundits/commentators? I've not had to endure much of McManaman but what I have has been enough to tarnish memories of him as a player. Lawrenson, though, was tutting about Podolski playing for Germany despite being born in…

Eugh, Mark Lawrenson's commentating for the BBC. When did he become such a pillock? Or, if I press the red button, an alternative commentary from Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave. It's like being trapped between a cunt and a fat cunt.

Eugh, Mark Lawrenson's commentating for the BBC. When did he become such a pillock? Or, if I press the red button, an alternative commentary from Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave. It's like being trapped between a cunt and a fat cunt.

The difference is Holt plays for Norwich and Carroll for Liverpool. What difference does it make? None, but if the tournament went badly the media would talk about picking sub-par players from smaller teams and such, regardless of Holt clearly being in better form than Carroll. I think every England manager remembers…

The difference is Holt plays for Norwich and Carroll for Liverpool. What difference does it make? None, but if the tournament went badly the media would talk about picking sub-par players from smaller teams and such, regardless of Holt clearly being in better form than Carroll. I think every England manager remembers…

Absolutely. People were talking about how Chelsea playing defensively just showed Barcelona and Bayern Munich were better teams, or how undeserving Chelsea were - sorry, but if you're an attacking side that can't break down a defensively minded team, you're not the better side, at least not for the 90 minutes of the…

Absolutely. People were talking about how Chelsea playing defensively just showed Barcelona and Bayern Munich were better teams, or how undeserving Chelsea were - sorry, but if you're an attacking side that can't break down a defensively minded team, you're not the better side, at least not for the 90 minutes of the…

You know, maybe it's because I support a team (Derby County) who haven't been able to defend since 1999, but I'm genuinely enjoying watching a defensively sound England. No, I'm not optimistic we'll go anywhere, even past the group stages, but it's good to be supporting a team that at least seem more solid and dull…

You know, maybe it's because I support a team (Derby County) who haven't been able to defend since 1999, but I'm genuinely enjoying watching a defensively sound England. No, I'm not optimistic we'll go anywhere, even past the group stages, but it's good to be supporting a team that at least seem more solid and dull…

The kind of idiot that has influence within the Tory party.

The kind of idiot that has influence within the Tory party.