Ah well, at least as a Dwarf he's still young and good looking.

This is the first I've heard of it. I really hope no-one I know hears about it - I don't want to sit through months of teeth-gnashing about the sanctity of a show that I've never been particularly fussed about to begin with.

And that's why you always leave a note.

Chewy? That's inspired!

@avclub-ca157d1a1382fd3eb266129b96bdba74:disqus, watch it now, or Woody Harrelson will create so many more horrific nicknames for you.

@avclub-10f652b242318e0d97cf75ad07f053d3:disqus: I'm being a smart alec and quoting Barton Fink. If I don't recite entire speeches from 20 year old Coen brothers films every few months the AV Club rescinds my membership.

What it means, I guess, is that Roseanne does everything in her power to insulate herself from the common man – from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and – and – and… so naturally her work suffers, and regresses into empty formalism and – well, I'm spouting off again,…

I dearly hope that at some point he shows her the life of the mind.

I brought this up to Woody, and he said you'd enjoy your new nickname much more once you'd seen the new pulse-pounding thriller, Rampart.

And with that demeanour and approach to romance, he can hide in anonymity amongst the members of the AV Club!

I bet this will be borderline unwatchable!

Ooh, ooh, has anyone done Into the Groove yet? I don't have a joke about it, but I'd like dibs on it in case I think of one.

Dammit, O'Neal, you were funnier before the cancerAIDS killed you.

Man, Hugh Grant is like the British Adam Sandler, in terms of apathy towards stretching himself or getting any sort of critical respect.

He's probably the textbook example of someone who believed their own hype. Sadly, he has a rabid fanbase made up of Sun readers and Jim Davidson fans that he can point to whenever anyone criticises him.

I'm slightly ashamed that my first two thoughts upon seeing this headline were 'That's really, really sad' and 'I wonder if anyone's said soul mass transit system yet'.

Maybe you'll put it in her brownie…

Judging by my University days, repressed, middle-class students who see him as some figure of sexual liberation, and their fey boyfriends who think that imitating him will get them laid. Which it did.

This sucks. That five-album run of Queers albums was especially awesome. Yes, I'll even defend Move Back Home. R.I.P.

I'm pretty sure he mentioned in a Seinfeld review that he's from New York originally, but moved to the UK for a few years, so hey, don't try and palm him off on us.